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Stoned for the holidays pants

Stoned for the holidays pants

Regular price $55.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $55.00 USD
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get high and re discover why you hate your family this christmas. Listen to your uncle talk about tariffs while your cousin face times in from prison in these comfy pants.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex 100% christmas magic
• Wide-leg cut
• Relaxed fit
• drug pockets
• Elastic waistband with a drawstring
• Tear-away care label

Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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