10,000 flakes Unisex Hoodie

no one reads these descriptions, i put soo much time in to prompting AI to make something funny and likeable, and you stopped reading already... this hoodie, and all my merch... is made in sweatshops in a communist country. Every dollar you spend tightens the communist grip on America, money that will be used for the national communist party to buy American farm land. This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside with a vibrant print and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit, and it’s perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening.

• 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in the US/Mexico
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for manufacturing in Latvia
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from Poland and Mexico
• Blank product components in the sourced from Communist China and Poland

Disclaimer: may contain dolphin byproducts... sustainably sourced... need some? i know a guy...

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!